Lahoucine Duvaast sent us this document from Fresnes, where he has been interned since a certain event. He points out that the signatories mentioned at the end of the document are completely fictitious.
Déclaration universelle des droites de l’homme
Year 1 of complete liberalism and its universal police force
Preamble
Acknowledging the recognition of the inherent dignity and equal rights of all members of the human family, blah blah blah…,
Acknowledging that the knowledge of and respect for so-called human rights has led to vaguely more equality etc.,
Acknowledging that it is essential that human rights be crushed for the greater good of friendly relations between a few,
The United Republican Humanist International proclaims the present Universal Declaration of the Right(s)-Wing of Man.
Article 1. No man is equal to another, everything can be bought.
2. No good is common.
3. The general interest is nowhere to be found.
4. Nature, the world, the possibility of others and life will be systematically destroyed.
5. Opponents, one by one and as a whole, will be killed off.
6. We will often laugh: at our own filth, with those who laugh at theirs.
7. We’ll enjoy ourselves without others.
8. Manage, arrest, subdue, as the main weapons.
9. To hate culture, complicated books and time: this will be the method.
10. The new order will destroy not only life but also its traces, not only knowledge but also its traces, not only freedom but also its traces.
11. We will have to proclaim the value of work without ever working: leave it to others, work to make them work more.
12. “To assume” will be a funny word.
13. Education: ha ha.
14. The present will be immediate, without memory, manipulated from end to end.
15. Chaos and confusion must reign rather than the beginning of anything.
16. We will assert the wild irreducibility of the trader, the new free man.
17. Algorithms and applications will be everywhere and others nowhere. We will call this intelligence.
18. The real will be the true and the real will be us.
19. The universal dissidence of self over life will be proclaimed.
20. We’ll be LGBTIQOC+ if we have to, as long as we do what we want.
21. There will be no limitsto the absence of limits.
22. Be a leftist if you have to (LOL).
23. Rely on anything and anyone to come to power. Stay there by any means necessary.
24. Defend democracy to the death if you can manipulate it, otherwise defend its opposite to the death.
25. To have the best weapons in the world in order to carry out the best genocides in the world, call it civilisation.
26. Get it into people’s heads that there is such a thing as the good and the evil, not causes and consequences. We are the good.
27. Get them to vote as often as they can, on anything, in a rage, so that they are clobbered with media mash and knock themselves out.
28. Declare unreasonable votes null and void.
29. Make poverty compulsory and forbidden at the same time.
30. Never consider racism, sexism or classism as ends in themselves, but that’s not a bad thing.
31. Elect leaders who are as stupid as they are relentless; the stupider the leader, the better the cause will be served.
32. Nothing can be explained unless it is essentialized by us.
33. Nothing will be explained, everything will be.
34. We will make you pay for 5000 years of civilisation.
For all due intents and purposes, the signatories (top of list) : J. Biden, U. von der Leyen, E. Macron, G. Meloni, V. Poutine, V. Orban, R. T. Erdogan, R. Glucksmann, C. Fourest, N. Sarkozy, L. Salami, Le Pen, Le Pen 2, Le Pen 3, Le Pen 4, Benyamin N., K. J. Un, D. Trump, J. Milei, E. Macias, Dora the Explorer, etc. We’ll be updating the list regularly.
Universal Declaration of the Right(s)-Wing of Man
From lundi matin #450, 04/11/2024.
Lahoucine Duvaast sent us this document from Fresnes, where he has been interned since a certain event. He points out that the signatories mentioned at the end of the document are completely fictitious.
Déclaration universelle des droites de l’homme
Year 1 of complete liberalism and its universal police force
Preamble
Acknowledging the recognition of the inherent dignity and equal rights of all members of the human family, blah blah blah…,
Acknowledging that the knowledge of and respect for so-called human rights has led to vaguely more equality etc.,
Acknowledging that it is essential that human rights be crushed for the greater good of friendly relations between a few,
The United Republican Humanist International proclaims the present Universal Declaration of the Right(s)-Wing of Man.
Article 1. No man is equal to another, everything can be bought.
2. No good is common.
3. The general interest is nowhere to be found.
4. Nature, the world, the possibility of others and life will be systematically destroyed.
5. Opponents, one by one and as a whole, will be killed off.
6. We will often laugh: at our own filth, with those who laugh at theirs.
7. We’ll enjoy ourselves without others.
8. Manage, arrest, subdue, as the main weapons.
9. To hate culture, complicated books and time: this will be the method.
10. The new order will destroy not only life but also its traces, not only knowledge but also its traces, not only freedom but also its traces.
11. We will have to proclaim the value of work without ever working: leave it to others, work to make them work more.
12. “To assume” will be a funny word.
13. Education: ha ha.
14. The present will be immediate, without memory, manipulated from end to end.
15. Chaos and confusion must reign rather than the beginning of anything.
16. We will assert the wild irreducibility of the trader, the new free man.
17. Algorithms and applications will be everywhere and others nowhere. We will call this intelligence.
18. The real will be the true and the real will be us.
19. The universal dissidence of self over life will be proclaimed.
20. We’ll be LGBTIQOC+ if we have to, as long as we do what we want.
21. There will be no limitsto the absence of limits.
22. Be a leftist if you have to (LOL).
23. Rely on anything and anyone to come to power. Stay there by any means necessary.
24. Defend democracy to the death if you can manipulate it, otherwise defend its opposite to the death.
25. To have the best weapons in the world in order to carry out the best genocides in the world, call it civilisation.
26. Get it into people’s heads that there is such a thing as the good and the evil, not causes and consequences. We are the good.
27. Get them to vote as often as they can, on anything, in a rage, so that they are clobbered with media mash and knock themselves out.
28. Declare unreasonable votes null and void.
29. Make poverty compulsory and forbidden at the same time.
30. Never consider racism, sexism or classism as ends in themselves, but that’s not a bad thing.
31. Elect leaders who are as stupid as they are relentless; the stupider the leader, the better the cause will be served.
32. Nothing can be explained unless it is essentialized by us.
33. Nothing will be explained, everything will be.
34. We will make you pay for 5000 years of civilisation.
For all due intents and purposes, the signatories (top of list) : J. Biden, U. von der Leyen, E. Macron, G. Meloni, V. Poutine, V. Orban, R. T. Erdogan, R. Glucksmann, C. Fourest, N. Sarkozy, L. Salami, Le Pen, Le Pen 2, Le Pen 3, Le Pen 4, Benyamin N., K. J. Un, D. Trump, J. Milei, E. Macias, Dora the Explorer, etc. We’ll be updating the list regularly.
Reporter: Lahoucine Duvaast